Yes, I've uttered those words and now I must confess that I'm guilty of doing just THAT. As I'm sure most mom's can attest, there was a time BC.. before child... that you declared you would never do certain things that your mom used to do. Here is my list of things I now do, that I said I wouldn't.
1. Use my saliva to clean my son's face
2. Leave the house without make-up/showering/brushing my teeth
3. Not keep in touch with single childless friends
4. Smell my son's pants to detect poo
Well those are just the few I can think of at the moment. I'm sure there are plenty more that are just such a normal part of my everyday life now, that they don't seem right for this list.